Sung by the song by Britney Spears “Baby One More Time”

[dam dam-dam dup]
Oh b-ling, b-ling,
[dam dam-dam dup]
Oh b-ling, b-ling,

[dam dam-dam dup]
Oh b-ling, b-ling,
How was I supposed to know
That everything is all right here
Oh b-ling, b-ling,
I should have wrote this long ago
And now it seem like the right, time
Show me, what can my account be
Tell me b-ling
‘Cause I need to know now
What I’ve got

[CHORUS:]
All my drawdowns are killing me (And I…)
I must confess, that this is $hit (this is $hit…. )
When I’m see small LOSSES I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Bling Me Baby One More Time!

Oh b-ling, b-ling,
The reason I fol-lowed you
Boy be-cause I bought you
Oh b-ling, b-ling,
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
Because you cost me money
Show me, how my PROFITS can be
Tell me b-ling
‘Cause I need to know now what to do

[Repeat CHORUS]
All my PROFITS are very small (And I…)
I must confess, that this can’t be (this can’t be…)
I paid $99 bucks every 3 months
Give me a sign
How to Bling this Back to Life!

[Dush!!]
Oh Forex, b-ling,
[dam dam-dam dup]
Oh b-ling, b-ling, (Ah, yeah, yeah…)

[dam dam-dam dup]
Oh b-ling, b-ling,
What am I suppose to do

Oh Forex B-ling
I should have stop you so
I must confess, that my Profit sense
Is keeping me live….
That is why I still believe
That this will revive
By giving you time
Bling me baby one more time

[Repeat CHORUS]
All this lack-lusters are telling me (And so…)
So that is why, I feel the need (Feel the need…)
To take out Evolution and Freedom
Give me a sign
Will this Bling Me Back to Life!

I must confess that all that is left
Is EURO… G.. B.. P
Don’t you know I still believe
My Bolt and My Storm
Are the only ones left
Bling me baby one more time

This has long been sitting in my folder and have yet to do anything about this. So I thought I would start…

Jakob Dupont wrote to me a few weeks ago asking me if I could do a review on his ebook which he is about to release. This was also about the same time that Prime Kain affair got the best of my attention. Anyway… if you are not sure who Jakob is… he is the owner of TradeProfits.net. I have him on my blogroll since ages.

He was releasing his ebook just before the Chinese New Year week and I told him that it would try to do a review before the launch date. But my apologies as I myself have been swamp not only with work but also with my family holiday affair (CNY is a big thing to us Chinese)

I think now, would be a good time to start writing about it. He say he wanted my honest review. I will try but before I continue… Just want to apologies to Jakob in advance if in any way this might hurt… I don’t think it will so hope you still keep me in your blog roll.

Jakob came up with an ebook call Forex Hacking. Now don’t be confuse with Forex Hacked which is a Forex EA in collaboration with Masyuk EA. A martingale EA which you can not find the latest version but probably be able to find the older version.

Anyway… let’s get back to the topic at hand Forex Hacking…

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Initially I wanted to entitle this post as “My Karmic Affair Part 4285″ but thought seeing how things have changed over the past weeks I decided to rename the title of this post as “Royal Rumble”

Before I continue with my story… Take a look at this myfxbook chart.

Once upon a time in December 2009, I started to notice FAPTurbo again on my favorite lead site 4xproject.com. The gains seems to be mighty interesting like to rose blossoming in the sun. Obviously I had assume that Zeno has been running this EA for since the rave days of FAPTurbo. So I thought it would be interesting again to rekindle my karmic bond with FAPTurbo.

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As of the 26 February 2010.. . BestforexEA.com has manage to raise $764 (give and take here and there due to exchange rates)

While I am still very far away from my target… Nevertheless… $764 will go a very long way for these children in Haiti.

I was just trying to see how many loft of bread this amount of money can buy for them. In my country I can get one loaf of bread for roughly around MYR1.50.

With the exchange rate of USD0.2932 to MYR. It’s about US 0.44 cents for a loft of bread.

Which means I manage with the help of all who had helped out on this drive, to give about 1737 loaf of bread.

Thank you… thank you and many more thank you…

Here is a quick post…

After I wrote about Primeval, I set this sucker live on one of my old account with was sitting somewhere in space. Due to funding my broker was the reason why I need to put both these EA on one accout.

Anyway… I had to use Trade Analyzer to split by EA and by currency pair. Here is a quick snapshot

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EAKain (Demo version or clone to MD)

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Primeval

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Primeval seems to have fired up a few shots as compared to Kain…

It’s still early to tell… since the data was from 24 Feb 2010.

It is a Chinese Custom to complete or solve any outstanding issues before ushering the Chinese New Year…  But in reality it’s not simple… I maybe a Chinese but logic at times rule my thoughts a bit more… And I believe the logic of solving your problem before the Chinese New Year is so that it does not eat your thoughts while you celebrate and welcome the new year…

I had a great new year holiday, even while I have not actually concluded my chapter with EAKAIN.

So… I am taking this opportunity to close this chapter… ok maybe not close this chapter but to clarify what went on before Chinese New Year and why I had to do some amendments to my original post Holy Balony Batman!

I am going to start off by an email sent to be and the reply and the ding dong that went along with it… (If you are not into drama then I guess you can skip this post… ) Read the rest of this entry »

Chinese New Year is around the corner…

And these past few days I would say was some pretty exciting ‘drama’ going on my blog to end the year of the cow… reminded me about FAPTurbo and EA Boss drama about a year ago…

Wow… how time flies… eh?

Well… Chinese New Year celebration is a very big thing for the Chinese… It’s like how everyone celebrates New Year on the 1 of January.

Chinese New Year is all about welcoming the god of prosperity into our lives an enrich us with wealth of all kind.

Family gathering on this new year is pretty exciting, as it is a time where everyone in the family spanning across two to sometimes three generations in one place is very much fun and enjoyable.

This is also the time where the kids will put on their best shirt or dress and go up to all those who are married and wish them ‘Gong Xi Fa Chai’ and in return for the well wishes… Married couple will distribute ‘Ang Pow’ or red packets filled with money. And the kids will run off in glee and look for their ‘next target’

As a married guy myself, I feel that it is always wonderful to give there red packets away to children as it does puts some form of happiness into their lives together will wishing them well and prosperous and also good luck in the year of the tiger.

Oh and another thing about Chinese New Year is that… it is always a reason to justify gambling! Pure and simple… It’s a tradition… gamble with family playing blackjack, big 2, gin rummy, and my favorite game… mahjong.

Year of the Tiger… what does it brings to me? Some site says that it will be a ‘FANTASTIC’ year for me… and in the page on a different paragraph… it says… that I should watch out because I may be facing a legal suits, get into trouble and some scandals might happen.

It says also that I should not break any laws and take any short cut when carrying out your work. Also… greed for easy money may cause your downfall.

Oh my gawd!!! I will have a fantastic year but if I do not watch out I might be spiraling into deep $hit! Man!! When one is in forex… how is it that I cannot not get greedy?!

Bah!! Sometimes it’s pure BS if you ask me… Still… I’ll the positive part of it anytime.

With the current scandal of EAKAIN… I don’t know if I am getting into the new year in a good footing…

Anyhow… before I sign off again from my blog for a few days of good fun and celebration… I would like to wish everyone ‘Gong Xi Fa Chai’. May the god of wealth bestow upon you great profits from you forex journey…

To those who have donated to the UNICEF Haiti Funds… I believe the god of wealth will continue to protect you. All good causes will reflect good effect.

Whatever it may be… I’ll leave the full story to this drama that happened at the end of the year of the cow and to be told in the year of the tiger… Call it a zodiac action thing-e-ma-jig…

Just create a page for the Haiti Fund Drive… Just in case, my balony batman page gets buried in the near future…

I slept well last night cause I keep thinking I did something good here… also have received a few encouraging emails this morning.  Which has actually inspired me further to try to expand this idea to see greater response.

On the other hand… I still have this nagging feeling that my actions might not be quite right as I am giving something that is not mine.

But my justification is that, copies of it is already available on the internet… so why not direct it along a better path no?

Whatever it is… I think I will take the heat of ever the heat does comes…

Huh… my muse ran dry today and I could not come up with a good script for part 2 of my guacamoly EA. Have to get straight to the point on this one…

I was just so amazed at what I found that I just could not think of a script to write…

Anyway… first time was fun… second time was kind of hard work so not fun anymore. But… you guys don’t want to read about all this blah blah by Batman and Robin…

You guys/gals want to know what EA I am going to expose right here… right now. Correct?!

Ok… even if I am wrong… I am going to start with Robin’s gay story which never kicked off from the previous ‘episode’

About two weeks ago, I got this email from a site, very similar to mine. When I say similar I don’t mean in terms of contents but in terms of domain name.

My Domain name is BestForexEA.com where else, his/her domain name is BestEAForex.com (should I give him/her a link here?)

Well, this guy/gal… I would probably guess that it is a guy coz 99% of the time only guys will think of something like that… (If I am wrong, I guess you can sue me for gender discrimination… )

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Robin: I believe I have found the Best Forex EA…

Batman: How many times must I tell you to stop smoking that $hit!!

Robin: For your information, I am not smoking and it ain’t $hit…

Batman: Then what are you blabbing about that you found the Best Forex EA?! I have kicked so many butts nice and hard and yet I still have not found the best forex EA?

Robin: I kid you not Batman… I really found the Best Forex EA… Check this out!

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